rumours on new signings

[Random Hero]

Keeper signed. Fahd Salah, played Champs league before

Wasn't good enough for Prince Charles FC on a Sunday though.

[Random Hero]

The names Sedgwick knows are exactly the same as those someone in t'pub told me last night

John Smith's and Benson & Hedges?

[PEAR CIDER]

Wii forrester

[AnonAlias]

for peat sake, can someone just get everyone to stop arguing

Impossible when some of these "ITK" refuse to say who we're signing. Sure some have their reasoning for it but it is not like you will be crucified, because no one knows who you are.

[Captain Cunno]

Super Mario Kart Ballotelli

[Sandy Pate Best Stag]

Keeper signed. Fahd Salah, played Champs league before

Sounds like a Prince amongst men but could be a proper Charlie. In fact he could be a Prince Charlie. Better (or is it bitter) with a few pints in him.

I didn’t actually know the Prince Charles had a football team and suspect the whole profile could be a wind up

[PEAR CIDER]

for peat sake, can someone just get everyone to stop arguing

Impossible when some of these "ITK" refuse to say who we're signing. Sure some have their reasoning for it but it is not like you will be crucified, because no one knows who you are.

it gripes me, why bother posting it in the first place.

Its not like its facebook and you can cream over how many likes your post has

[PEAR CIDER]

Keeper signed. Fahd Salah, played Champs league before

Sounds like a Prince amongst men but could be a proper Charlie. In fact he could be a Prince Charlie. Better (or is it bitter) with a few pints in him.

I didn’t actually know the Prince Charles had a football team and suspect the whole profile could be a wind up

We played 3 seasons ago, and the syrian international played for us in net, got hamstring issue then was kept out of goal by Hitchcock shins. True story.

[Captain Cunno]

He actually strained his hamstring in shock at the size of Hitchcocks size 10

[Sandy Pate Best Stag]

Keeper signed. Fahd Salah, played Champs league before

Sounds like a Prince amongst men but could be a proper Charlie. In fact he could be a Prince Charlie. Better (or is it bitter) with a few pints in him.

I didn’t actually know the Prince Charles had a football team and suspect the whole profile could be a wind up

We played 3 seasons ago, and the syrian international played for us in net, got hamstring issue then was kept out of goal by Hitchcock shins. True story.

Well you live and learn.

Also explains why there is so much niggle on here at times

Nowt like a good dispute in the Charlie to get the fur flying

[Random Hero]

Keeper signed. Fahd Salah, played Champs league before

Sounds like a Prince amongst men but could be a proper Charlie. In fact he could be a Prince Charlie. Better (or is it bitter) with a few pints in him.

I didn’t actually know the Prince Charles had a football team and suspect the whole profile could be a wind up

We played 3 seasons ago, and the syrian international played for us in net, got hamstring issue then was kept out of goal by Hitchcock shins. True story.

https://www.chad.co.uk/news/footballer- ... re-1178418

Here's the proof. He played in the Asian Champions League and was then kept out of a Sunday League side by Hitchcocksshins.

Still awaiting proof Sedgwick knows anything though...

[Beyond The Pale]

Christ on a bike, what's happened here then? Are we signing Marquis or not?

[Captain Cunno]

Ask Steve sorry Sedgewick...

[BigDave]

So do you actually know anything or have a spent the last 4 hours reading for sweet FA?

[HitchcocksShins]

Christ on a bike, what's happened here then? Are we signing Marquis or not?

We're done with all of that, we're talking about my cat like reflexes and giant Johnson, Christ keep up, will you?

[Captain Cunno]

Christ on a bike, what's happened here then? Are we signing Marquis or not?

We're done with all of that, we're talking about my cat like reflexes and giant Johnson, Christ keep up, will you?

Your reflexes are as fast as Ben Masons old cat..
Although your schlong length is not in doubt.

[Beyond The Pale]

Christ on a bike, what's happened here then? Are we signing Marquis or not?

We're done with all of that, we're talking about my cat like reflexes and giant Johnson, Christ keep up, will you?

Your reflexes are as fast as Ben Masons old cat..
Although your schlong length is not in doubt.

So, what you're saying is he's not particularly mobile & made saves with his gargantuan sized raspberry?

What about Marquis then?

[Random Hero]

Christ on a bike, what's happened here then? Are we signing Marquis or not?

We're done with all of that, we're talking about my cat like reflexes and giant Johnson, Christ keep up, will you?

Your reflexes are as fast as Ben Masons old cat..
Although your schlong length is not in doubt.

Too soon

[oldweststander]

think people will be happy with the CB and Forward we've signed.

A good squad, slowly being made better. Still looks like a Left back will be signed as well

I can't believe people are still falling for you pretending to be in the know

You simply put vague stuff on here that has a relatively high probability of happening (given that we need a CB, a forward and a wing back) and then claim you know exactly what's going on because you're in the know as you once upon a time worked at Derby.

If we had no goalkeeper on the books, you'd be on here saying, "we are in talks with a goalkeeper, I can't say who but fans will be happy with the signing". Then when we sign a goalkeeper, you'd be back on here saying, "I told you so". Repeat ad nauseam.

If you knew anything of any substance, you'd say it. But you don't. You're the biggest bullshitter on here... a remarkable feat really, given some of the other clientele.

Got every signing right last year and in Jan, very simple reason why and enjoyed knowing tbh ... stopped when everyone tries to be your mate to find out. Nothing is also gained from being able to say "told you so" better just waiting for the club to announce it.

Broomo might tell you though if you buy his book or massage his ego enough

Prove it

Not really bothered enough to. Dont need to care what you think... Quite riled up by it though aren't ya, funny. You're one that was in the PM's being pally wanting to know, didnt take being ignored well at all

Ignore em Sedgy mate.

[PEAR CIDER]

A good squad, slowly being made better. Still looks like a Left back will be signed as well[/quote]

I can't believe people are still falling for you pretending to be in the know

You simply put vague stuff on here that has a relatively high probability of happening (given that we need a CB, a forward and a wing back) and then claim you know exactly what's going on because you're in the know as you once upon a time worked at Derby.

If we had no goalkeeper on the books, you'd be on here saying, "we are in talks with a goalkeeper, I can't say who but fans will be happy with the signing". Then when we sign a goalkeeper, you'd be back on here saying, "I told you so". Repeat ad nauseam.

If you knew anything of any substance, you'd say it. But you don't. You're the biggest bullshitter on here... a remarkable feat really, given some of the other clientele. [/quote]

Got every signing right last year and in Jan, very simple reason why and enjoyed knowing tbh ... stopped when everyone tries to be your mate to find out. Nothing is also gained from being able to say "told you so" better just waiting for the club to announce it.

Broomo might tell you though if you buy his book or massage his ego enough[/quote]

Prove it[/quote]

Not really bothered enough to. Dont need to care what you think... Quite riled up by it though aren't ya, funny. You're one that was in the PM's being pally wanting to know, didnt take being ignored well at all [/quote]

Ignore em Sedgy mate.[/quote]

like he ignores posting the players names

[Captain Cunno]

Christ on a bike, what's happened here then? Are we signing Marquis or not?

We're done with all of that, we're talking about my cat like reflexes and giant Johnson, Christ keep up, will you?

Your reflexes are as fast as Ben Masons old cat..
Although your schlong length is not in doubt.

So, what you're saying is he's not particularly mobile & made saves with his gargantuan sized raspberry?

What about Marquis then?

I've no idea how good he is at catching or the size of his disco stick I'm afraid.

[Random Hero]

I've no idea how good he is at catching or the size of his disco stick I'm afraid.

Both lies. More bull than 'Sedgy'

[Beyond The Pale]

Christ on a bike, what's happened here then? Are we signing Marquis or not?

We're done with all of that, we're talking about my cat like reflexes and giant Johnson, Christ keep up, will you?

Your reflexes are as fast as Ben Masons old cat..
Although your schlong length is not in doubt.

So, what you're saying is he's not particularly mobile & made saves with his gargantuan sized raspberry?

What about Marquis then?

I've no idea how good he is at catching or the size of his disco stick I'm afraid.

Right, so you're posting inaccurate information now too! I don't know what's going off today, you're all a load of fibbing fibbers!!

[PEAR CIDER]

So to summarise for the last hours antics and to save everyone reading through it all.

Prince Charles had a syrian international play for them, and get replaced by Hitchockshins
mystic Sedg posts in the know non binary rumours, and never back up which player it is
Bens cats aniversary
Mez is hiring Hitchockshins as a pitch plough
Spirit Haters favourite player is Wii Forester
Marquis and John Terry at 100% signing
Broomo V Mystic sedge pay per view at the one call staduim is back on

[IAmTheStag]

Keeper signed. Fahd Salah, played Champs league before

Sounds like a Prince amongst men but could be a proper Charlie. In fact he could be a Prince Charlie. Better (or is it bitter) with a few pints in him.

I didn’t actually know the Prince Charles had a football team and suspect the whole profile could be a wind up

We played 3 seasons ago, and the syrian international played for us in net, got hamstring issue then was kept out of goal by Hitchcock shins. True story.

https://www.chad.co.uk/news/footballer- ... re-1178418

Here's the proof. He played in the Asian Champions League and was then kept out of a Sunday League side by Hitchcocksshins.

Still awaiting proof Sedgwick knows anything though...

https://www.mansfieldtown.net/teams/grassroots-teams/

He already works for the club. Not quite expecting him to be our new number 1 though