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by HitchcocksShins » Fri Jun 24, 2022 12:23 pm
Everyone leave Stevewick alone, he once PM'd me on how to find the Triforce in Ocarina of Time and he was correct. Thank you, Stevewick
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by Beyond The Pale » Fri Jun 24, 2022 12:25 pm
PEAR CIDER wrote:So to summarise for the last hours antics and to save everyone reading through it all.
Prince Charles had a syrian international play for them, and get replaced by Hitchockshins
mystic Sedg posts in the know non binary rumours, and never back up which player it is
Bens cats aniversary
Mez is hiring Hitchockshins as a pitch plough
Spirit Haters favourite player is Wii Forester
Marquis and John Terry at 100% signing
Broomo V Mystic sedge pay per view at the one call staduim is back on
Well, that all sounds spot on doesn't it? What about Random Hero though? Is he Greek? German? Or a professional muck-stirrer from Holbeach who counts Geoff Capes as a best friend?
I backed my car into a cop car the other day, he just drove off, sometimes life's okay...
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by BigDave » Fri Jun 24, 2022 12:27 pm
Beyond The Pale wrote:PEAR CIDER wrote:So to summarise for the last hours antics and to save everyone reading through it all.
Prince Charles had a syrian international play for them, and get replaced by Hitchockshins
mystic Sedg posts in the know non binary rumours, and never back up which player it is
Bens cats aniversary
Mez is hiring Hitchockshins as a pitch plough
Spirit Haters favourite player is Wii Forester
Marquis and John Terry at 100% signing
Broomo V Mystic sedge pay per view at the one call staduim is back on
Well, that all sounds spot on doesn't it? What about Random Hero though? Is he Greek? German? Or a professional muck-stirrer from Holbeach who counts Geoff Capes as a best friend?
Definitely German
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by Captain Cunno » Fri Jun 24, 2022 12:28 pm
Beyond The Pale wrote:PEAR CIDER wrote:So to summarise for the last hours antics and to save everyone reading through it all.
Prince Charles had a syrian international play for them, and get replaced by Hitchockshins
mystic Sedg posts in the know non binary rumours, and never back up which player it is
Bens cats aniversary
Mez is hiring Hitchockshins as a pitch plough
Spirit Haters favourite player is Wii Forester
Marquis and John Terry at 100% signing
Broomo V Mystic sedge pay per view at the one call staduim is back on
Well, that all sounds spot on doesn't it? What about Random Hero though? Is he Greek? German? Or a professional muck-stirrer from Holbeach who counts Geoff Capes as a best friend?
Geoff Capes is indeed best friend with our resident Nazi..
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by Beyond The Pale » Fri Jun 24, 2022 12:36 pm
Captain Cunno wrote:Beyond The Pale wrote:PEAR CIDER wrote:So to summarise for the last hours antics and to save everyone reading through it all.
Prince Charles had a syrian international play for them, and get replaced by Hitchockshins
mystic Sedg posts in the know non binary rumours, and never back up which player it is
Bens cats aniversary
Mez is hiring Hitchockshins as a pitch plough
Spirit Haters favourite player is Wii Forester
Marquis and John Terry at 100% signing
Broomo V Mystic sedge pay per view at the one call staduim is back on
Well, that all sounds spot on doesn't it? What about Random Hero though? Is he Greek? German? Or a professional muck-stirrer from Holbeach who counts Geoff Capes as a best friend?
Geoff Capes is indeed best friend with our resident Nazi..
Well, he was a Policeman. Geoff Capes, not Random Hero.
This thread seems to have gone off on a tangent rather more than threads normally seem to.
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by PEAR CIDER » Fri Jun 24, 2022 12:38 pm
agree, Back to the rumours
what do you know Sedgers?
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by zod » Fri Jun 24, 2022 12:41 pm
Ronaldo is rumoured to be leaving Old Trafford and has never played at the oldest professional ground in the world!!
But has also never played for Burton.
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by Random Hero » Fri Jun 24, 2022 12:41 pm
BigDave wrote:Beyond The Pale wrote:
Well, that all sounds spot on doesn't it? What about Random Hero though? Is he Greek? German? Or a professional muck-stirrer from Holbeach who counts Geoff Capes as a best friend?
Definitely German
Das ist so wahr wie ein Sedgwick gerücht.
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by The One » Fri Jun 24, 2022 12:42 pm
Captain Cunno wrote:HitchcocksShins wrote:Beyond The Pale wrote:Christ on a bike, what's happened here then? Are we signing Marquis or not?
We're done with all of that, we're talking about my cat like reflexes and giant Johnson, Christ keep up, will you?
Your reflexes are as fast as Ben Masons old cat..
Although your schlong length is not in doubt.
Leave Colin the cat out of this. Great cat.
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by Random Hero » Fri Jun 24, 2022 12:45 pm
The One wrote:Captain Cunno wrote:HitchcocksShins wrote:Beyond The Pale wrote:Christ on a bike, what's happened here then? Are we signing Marquis or not?
We're done with all of that, we're talking about my cat like reflexes and giant Johnson, Christ keep up, will you?
Your reflexes are as fast as Ben Masons old cat..
Although your schlong length is not in doubt.
Leave Colin the cat out of this. Great cat.
Thanks mate.
Maybe we can have a minutes applause for Colin at the opening game of the season.
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by The One » Fri Jun 24, 2022 12:48 pm
Random Hero wrote:The One wrote:Captain Cunno wrote:HitchcocksShins wrote:Beyond The Pale wrote:Christ on a bike, what's happened here then? Are we signing Marquis or not?
We're done with all of that, we're talking about my cat like reflexes and giant Johnson, Christ keep up, will you?
Your reflexes are as fast as Ben Masons old cat..
Although your schlong length is not in doubt.
Leave Colin the cat out of this. Great cat.
Thanks mate.
Maybe we can have a minutes applause for Colin at the opening game of the season.
Too soon
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by gregmtfc » Fri Jun 24, 2022 1:25 pm
Zidane Iqbal on loan from Man united… seems as if Bishop’s loan has paid off in terms of a relationship with them lot. CM, reckon that’s the midfield sorted
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by Random Hero » Fri Jun 24, 2022 1:27 pm
gregmtfc wrote:Zidane Iqbal on loan from Man united… seems as if Bishop’s loan has paid off in terms of a relationship with them lot. CM, reckon that’s the midfield sorted
Looks class on Youtube
Heard this one the other day too, it was on Twitter though so can't verify the validity but it would make sense.
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by Captain Cunno » Fri Jun 24, 2022 1:31 pm
Awaiting Stevewick to confirm this rumour before its an official confirmed rumour.
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by yorkshire stag » Fri Jun 24, 2022 1:33 pm
Tick Tock
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by Random Hero » Fri Jun 24, 2022 1:34 pm
Captain Cunno wrote:Awaiting Stevewick to confirm this rumour before its an official confirmed rumour.
Hmmm, it can't be true because...
Sedgwick wrote:think people will be happy with the CB and Forward we've signed.
A good squad, slowly being made better. Still looks like a Left back will be signed as well
No mention of a CM. Take it from a man in the know.
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by Hon Sec » Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:45 pm
What a complete waste of time reading that load of rubbish.
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by HitchcocksShins » Fri Jun 24, 2022 2:56 pm
Hon Sec wrote:What a complete waste of time reading that load of rubbish.
That's what you get for reading a thread called "rumours on new signings" it's easily the most pointless topic to get involved in.
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by Captain Cunno » Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:00 pm
Hon Sec wrote:What a complete waste of time reading that load of rubbish.
That's what the Jermaine Defoe option is for pal.
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by bear 73 » Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:16 pm
HitchcocksShins wrote:Hon Sec wrote:What a complete waste of time reading that load of rubbish.
That's what you get for reading a thread called "rumours on new signings" it's easily the most pointless topic to get involved in.
" Whoooooosh "
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by HitchcocksShins » Fri Jun 24, 2022 3:23 pm
bear 73 wrote:HitchcocksShins wrote:Hon Sec wrote:What a complete waste of time reading that load of rubbish.
That's what you get for reading a thread called "rumours on new signings" it's easily the most pointless topic to get involved in.
" Whoooooosh "
There he is!
Paracetamol at the ready, everybody, bear 73 is posting comments
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by cassellswasmagic » Fri Jun 24, 2022 4:14 pm
What a cracking read this last few pages are. Like the ever boring Starmer trying to be funny across the dispatch box to the fumbling lying Johnson…….only funnier……and with the same outcome…..nothing comes of it.
I’m sure our Nig has got several signings on board and trying his best to get a few more. I’d definitely take Tyler back in a heartbeat!!!
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by Random Hero » Fri Jun 24, 2022 4:19 pm
cassellswasmagic wrote:What a cracking read this last few pages are. Like the ever boring Starmer trying to be funny across the dispatch box to the fumbling lying Johnson…….only funnier……and with the same outcome…..nothing comes of it.
Thank you for the compliments x
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by gazza1988 » Fri Jun 24, 2022 4:37 pm
I've heard we are signing at least 1 player before the end of the window.
I'll give clues for people to guess.
He is a registered football player.
We are paying him a wage.
He has at least 1 vowel in his name.
Has 2 feet.
Between 5 and 7 feet tall.
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I know what I'm doing
Just guessing
You're an idiot and I'm poking you with a stick
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by Mansf1eld » Fri Jun 24, 2022 4:38 pm
Tyler walker anyone?
Against Modern Football
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