Spiritater wrote:Wanted.
Reliable scorefredder
Position depends success. Position holds a great deal of responsibility, but is rewarded with a bag of crisps after 3 successful freds on the bounce. Rising to a bag of crisps and a 1/2 of lemonade after 5 on the bounce.
As is the case with the fred you must supply your own sponsor per game.
Previous fredders need not apply.
The One wrote:Looks like me Fred jacket coming out of storage.
The One wrote:Done it can i have ready salted please
Spiritater wrote:The One wrote:Done it can i have ready salted please
Well no, you've not won three on the bounce and you're not a virgin
The One wrote:Spiritater wrote:The One wrote:Done it can i have ready salted please
Well no, you've not won three on the bounce and you're not a virgin
Not a vegan either... pay up
STAGS FOR LIFE wrote:The One wrote:Spiritater wrote:The One wrote:Done it can i have ready salted please
Well no, you've not won three on the bounce and you're not a virgin
Not a vegan either... pay up
Willing you on, make him pay
Spiritater wrote:Offer of renumeration for the post is in the small print, ie t'is only payable upon 3 successful freds on t'bounce
yorkshire stag wrote:Spiritater wrote:Offer of renumeration for the post is in the small print, ie t'is only payable upon 3 successful freds on t'bounce
DGI mate
The One wrote:yorkshire stag wrote:Spiritater wrote:Offer of renumeration for the post is in the small print, ie t'is only payable upon 3 successful freds on t'bounce
DGI mate
Heres another tight git
Spiritater wrote:Don't worry Johnny lad. I feel an opportunity for a breif chance of glory is not long away as the omens are not good and the current fredder's been in trouble with the Spelling Gestapo.
Spiritater wrote:Spiritater wrote:Don't worry Johnny lad. I feel an opportunity for a breif chance of glory is not long away as the omens are not good and the current fredder's been in trouble with the Spelling Gestapo.
Johnny lad your time has come as I knew it would after The One's shameful mistreatment of the fred. Calling it the 'thread' was unforgivable just to satisfy Sneagers and his lust to get into the Spelling Gestapo.
Anyway your mission is, should you choose to accept it, is to get t'fred up (preferably Weds ) and do your best to somehow bring anything other than a good hiding back from Plymouth.
Mission Impossible I know but we live in hope.
Sandy Pate Best Stag wrote:Spiritater wrote:Spiritater wrote:Don't worry Johnny lad. I feel an opportunity for a breif chance of glory is not long away as the omens are not good and the current fredder's been in trouble with the Spelling Gestapo.
Johnny lad your time has come as I knew it would after The One's shameful mistreatment of the fred. Calling it the 'thread' was unforgivable just to satisfy Sneagers and his lust to get into the Spelling Gestapo.
Anyway your mission is, should you choose to accept it, is to get t'fred up (preferably Weds ) and do your best to somehow bring anything other than a good hiding back from Plymouth.
Mission Impossible I know but we live in hope.
Hope is a small village in Derbyshire. I live in Forest Town and thought you did too.
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