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Vacancy.

Postby Spiritater » Wed Jan 08, 2020 8:50 am

Wanted.
Reliable scorefredder
Position depends success. Position holds a great deal of responsibility, but is rewarded with a bag of crisps after 3 successful freds on the bounce. Rising to a bag of crisps and a 1/2 of lemonade after 5 on the bounce.
As is the case with the fred you must supply your own sponsor per game.
Previous fredders need not apply.
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby Spiritater » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:20 pm

Apathy reigns it seems. Either that or the job's too big and responsibility is too great for some. C'mon who's got the bottle?
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby STAGS FOR LIFE » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:27 pm

Spiritater wrote:Wanted.
Reliable scorefredder
Position depends success. Position holds a great deal of responsibility, but is rewarded with a bag of crisps after 3 successful freds on the bounce. Rising to a bag of crisps and a 1/2 of lemonade after 5 on the bounce.
As is the case with the fred you must supply your own sponsor per game.
Previous fredders need not apply.



TRY Doritos and cola cola :lol:
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby The One » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:29 pm

Looks like me Fred jacket coming out of storage.
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby Sneag » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:33 pm

As long as you refuse to spell 'thread' correctly I'll have no part with it. ;)
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby Spiritater » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:37 pm

The One wrote:Looks like me Fred jacket coming out of storage.

Give them time bud, some brave soul will take up the challenge and let t'fred out.
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby The One » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:38 pm

Done it can i have ready salted please
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby Spiritater » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:47 pm

The One wrote:Done it can i have ready salted please

Well no, you've not won three on the bounce and you're not a virgin :lol:
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby The One » Wed Jan 08, 2020 5:53 pm

Spiritater wrote:
The One wrote:Done it can i have ready salted please

Well no, you've not won three on the bounce and you're not a virgin :lol:


Not a vegan either... pay up
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby Spiritater » Wed Jan 08, 2020 6:00 pm

Offer of renumeration for the post is in the small print, ie t'is only payable upon 3 successful freds on t'bounce ;)
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby STAGS FOR LIFE » Wed Jan 08, 2020 6:06 pm

The One wrote:
Spiritater wrote:
The One wrote:Done it can i have ready salted please

Well no, you've not won three on the bounce and you're not a virgin :lol:


Not a vegan either... pay up



:lol: Willing you on, make him pay :lol:
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby Spiritater » Wed Jan 08, 2020 6:12 pm

STAGS FOR LIFE wrote:
The One wrote:
Spiritater wrote:
The One wrote:Done it can i have ready salted please

Well no, you've not won three on the bounce and you're not a virgin :lol:


Not a vegan either... pay up



:lol: Willing you on, make him pay :lol:

He's two hopes. Bob and no.
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby yorkshire stag » Wed Jan 08, 2020 6:18 pm

Spiritater wrote:Offer of renumeration for the post is in the small print, ie t'is only payable upon 3 successful freds on t'bounce ;)


DGI mate :lol:
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby The One » Wed Jan 08, 2020 6:22 pm

yorkshire stag wrote:
Spiritater wrote:Offer of renumeration for the post is in the small print, ie t'is only payable upon 3 successful freds on t'bounce ;)


DGI mate :lol:


Heres another tight git
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby yorkshire stag » Wed Jan 08, 2020 6:32 pm

The One wrote:
yorkshire stag wrote:
Spiritater wrote:Offer of renumeration for the post is in the small print, ie t'is only payable upon 3 successful freds on t'bounce ;)


DGI mate :lol:


Heres another tight git


:D let it go Dave
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby Johnny Rotten » Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:09 am

I was once and recently touted and put forward for the scorefred but I'm not in the clique or cool crowd :roll:

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Re: Vacancy.

Postby Spiritater » Fri Jan 10, 2020 8:45 am

Don't worry Johnny lad. I feel an opportunity for a breif chance of glory is not long away as the omens are not good and the current fredder's been in trouble with the Spelling Gestapo. ;)
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby gazza1988 » Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:28 am

Fresh blood worked for the Cambridge game but alas, I was a one Fred wonder.
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby The One » Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:09 am

Bingham stag started another fred, when I finish my run of three wins he can take over.
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby Spiritater » Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:30 pm

Spiritater wrote:Don't worry Johnny lad. I feel an opportunity for a breif chance of glory is not long away as the omens are not good and the current fredder's been in trouble with the Spelling Gestapo. ;)



Johnny lad your time has come as I knew it would after The One's shameful mistreatment of the fred. Calling it the 'thread' was unforgivable just to satisfy Sneagers and his lust to get into the Spelling Gestapo.

Anyway your mission is, should you choose to accept it, is to get t'fred up (preferably Weds ) and do your best to somehow bring anything other than a good hiding back from Plymouth.
Mission Impossible I know but we live in hope.
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby Spiritater » Sun Jan 12, 2020 10:56 pm

Johnny's up for it. :D
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby Sandy Pate Best Stag » Mon Jan 13, 2020 2:50 pm

Spiritater wrote:
Spiritater wrote:Don't worry Johnny lad. I feel an opportunity for a breif chance of glory is not long away as the omens are not good and the current fredder's been in trouble with the Spelling Gestapo. ;)



Johnny lad your time has come as I knew it would after The One's shameful mistreatment of the fred. Calling it the 'thread' was unforgivable just to satisfy Sneagers and his lust to get into the Spelling Gestapo.

Anyway your mission is, should you choose to accept it, is to get t'fred up (preferably Weds ) and do your best to somehow bring anything other than a good hiding back from Plymouth.
Mission Impossible I know but we live in hope.


Hope is a small village in Derbyshire. I live in Forest Town and thought you did too. :D :D
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby Spiritater » Mon Jan 13, 2020 3:35 pm

Hope is indeed in Derbs, however hope isn't. Neither is there any hope in Chesterfield ;)
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby Dan » Mon Jan 13, 2020 4:22 pm

Sandy Pate Best Stag wrote:
Spiritater wrote:
Spiritater wrote:Don't worry Johnny lad. I feel an opportunity for a breif chance of glory is not long away as the omens are not good and the current fredder's been in trouble with the Spelling Gestapo. ;)



Johnny lad your time has come as I knew it would after The One's shameful mistreatment of the fred. Calling it the 'thread' was unforgivable just to satisfy Sneagers and his lust to get into the Spelling Gestapo.

Anyway your mission is, should you choose to accept it, is to get t'fred up (preferably Weds ) and do your best to somehow bring anything other than a good hiding back from Plymouth.
Mission Impossible I know but we live in hope.


Hope is a small village in Derbyshire. I live in Forest Town and thought you did too. :D :D


I'm in Forest Town too. Seems to be quite a few of us here.
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Re: Vacancy.

Postby Spiritater » Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:09 pm

Next please ;)
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