Let's Have A Thread About non-league Cheaterfurlough

[HU7stag]

How much you on?

Tell us all please.

Tell me how much you’re on and I’ll honestly tell you whether it’s more or less

PS. I have a three bedroom detached house in Hampshire. Just for reference.

I don’t measure a man’s worth by his salary.

I do though have a collection of rare stamps, a signed copy of an original ‘Only Fools & Horses’ script and lock of Marilyn Monroe’s pubic hair in an air-tight vial.

At least you have some good taste. Never mind about supporting a soon to be conference team.

[EdwinstoweStag]

How much you on?

Tell us all please.

Tell me how much you’re on and I’ll honestly tell you whether it’s more or less

PS. I have a three bedroom detached house in Hampshire. Just for reference.

I don’t measure a man’s worth by his salary.

I do though have a collection of rare stamps, a signed copy of an original ‘Only Fools & Horses’ script and lock of Marilyn Monroe’s pubic hair in an air-tight vial.

At least you have some good taste. Never mind about supporting a soon to be conference team.

...and I’ve got a photo of a dead horse

[HU7stag]

What ever floats your boat, I suppose!

[smiler67]

How much you on?

Tell us all please.

Tell me how much you’re on and I’ll honestly tell you whether it’s more or less

PS. I have a three bedroom detached house in Hampshire. Just for reference.

I don’t measure a man’s worth by his salary.

I do though have a collection of rare stamps, a signed copy of an original ‘Only Fools & Horses’ script and lock of Marilyn Monroe’s pubic hair in an air-tight vial.

we could chip in and buy trampta a conference ground guide for next season??

[ST4GS]

How much you on?

Tell us all please.

Tell me how much you’re on and I’ll honestly tell you whether it’s more or less

PS. I have a three bedroom detached house in Hampshire. Just for reference.

I don’t measure a man’s worth by his salary.

I do though have a collection of rare stamps, a signed copy of an original ‘Only Fools & Horses’ script and lock of Marilyn Monroe’s pubic hair in an air-tight vial.

At least you have some good taste. Never mind about supporting a soon to be conference team.

...and I’ve got a photo of a dead horse

Have you got an actual photo taken of a horse when dead or a photo of a living horse that is now dead (ie Red Rum)
I have got a Trevor Francis tracksuit which I bought from a geezer at a market stall at the QPR away game in 2003.

[bellwhiff]

Go on Chumpy massage his ego, you know he thrives on it.

Willy waving contest in full flow

Have t you got other things to whine about like how apathetic the population is or how rubbish the car park is ?

This isn’t ego. He’s the belmer who started the housing and employment shiz. So cook my sock.

[Spiritater]

It's a willy waving contest between you and a Spireite, and you know it is. Why would you need to tell him you've got a 60 bedroom house in Hampshire otherwise?

[tmwilson]

How much you on?

Tell us all please.

Tell me how much you’re on and I’ll honestly tell you whether it’s more or less

PS. I have a three bedroom detached house in Hampshire. Just for reference.

I don’t measure a man’s worth by his salary.

I do though have a collection of rare stamps, a signed copy of an original ‘Only Fools & Horses’ script and lock of Marilyn Monroe’s pubic hair in an air-tight vial.

Only Fools & Horses’ script

Its not the episode , the losing streak by any chance is it ?

[bellwhiff]

:hysteria: It's a willy waving contest between you and a Spireite, and you know it is. Why would you need to tell him you've got a 60 bedroom house in Hampshire otherwise?

Because he mentioned that I lived in a bedsit. Are you mentally devoid ?

[Spiritater]

No I'm not whiffy lad. You seem to want to somehow impress him.
Like he's reeaaally bothered about how well off you say you are. He's leading you a merry dance and you're taking it hook line and sinker youth.
Bob Nudd would be proud of him.

[STAGS FOR LIFE]

How much you on?

Tell us all please.

Tell me how much you’re on and I’ll honestly tell you whether it’s more or less

PS. I have a three bedroom detached house in Hampshire. Just for reference.

I don’t measure a man’s worth by his salary.

I do though have a collection of rare stamps, a signed copy of an original ‘Only Fools & Horses’ script and lock of Marilyn Monroe’s pubic hair in an air-tight vial.

for a sheep you don't halve talk a load of bull s-hit

[bellwhiff]

No I'm not whiffy lad. You seem to want to somehow impress him.
Like he's reeaaally bothered about how well off you say you are. He's leading you a merry dance and you're taking it hook line and sinker youth.
Bob Nudd would be proud of him.

How little you understand. No change there. He sounds more than a little inadequate. You just love to be disloyal to anything to do with supporting the club. You’re even worse than Norman. He’s just extracting the urine. You’re just sad.

[robbingdog]

Folks who tell people how much they have, normally haven't.

[bellwhiff]

But I didn’t say that, did I?

[robbingdog]

No. Just saying. It's quite sad when chumpy says tells me
how much you earn. How insecure. You should've told him to go forth

[Spiritater]

No I'm not whiffy lad. You seem to want to somehow impress him.
Like he's reeaaally bothered about how well off you say you are. He's leading you a merry dance and you're taking it hook line and sinker youth.
Bob Nudd would be proud of him.

How little you understand. No change there. He sounds more than a little inadequate. You just love to be disloyal to anything to do with supporting the club. You’re even worse than Norman. He’s just extracting the urine. You’re just sad.

Where am I being disloyal to the club in stating you're making a total arse of yourself?

Anyway, we'll soon be able to talk bikes again

Phillip Island just around the corner.
Johnny again?

[chambta]

No. Just saying. It's quite sad when chumpy says tells me
how much you earn. How insecure. You should've told him to go forth

I couldn't care less.

He wants to flex his online muscles about his huge salary & South East property portfolio.

What a guy he is.

[Sneag]

I was always brought up to believe bragging about your personal wealth was vulgar.

At least that's what nanny always said.

[robbingdog]

He never said he had a huge salary though

Anyway let's get back to the football and talk about
how well you lot are doing this season

[SINA STAG]

Fatum Nos Iungebit

[cassellswasmagic]

Fatum Nos Iungebit

Fatum Nos Iungbet. Not Iungebit!!! Get it right

[Foxy]

Even though Carlisle United always carry a stuffed fox into the centre circle before kick off I hope they stuff Les Bleurghs today.

got em in my acca as well

[Vicar Jeremiah]

No. Just saying. It's quite sad when chumpy says tells me
how much you earn. How insecure. You should've told him to go forth

I couldn't care less.

He wants to flex his online muscles about his huge salary & South East property portfolio.

What a guy he is.

Served Queen and Country for many years, that will do for me

[Parkinsons Perm]

No. Just saying. It's quite sad when chumpy says tells me
how much you earn. How insecure. You should've told him to go forth

I couldn't care less.

He wants to flex his online muscles about his huge salary & South East property portfolio.

What a guy he is.

Served Queen and Country for many years, that will do for me

Those potatoes didn't peel themselves

[Amberheart]

No. Just saying. It's quite sad when chumpy says tells me
how much you earn. How insecure. You should've told him to go forth

I couldn't care less.

He wants to flex his online muscles about his huge salary & South East property portfolio.

What a guy he is.

Served Queen and Country for many years, that will do for me

& me . has my upmost respect