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by Foxy » Sat Jul 21, 2018 3:15 pm
When I make a Horlicks I always follow these simple instructions
"Peel off the seal. Open the pack by screwing the lid to the right. Spoon 1-2 heaped teaspoons (25g) of Horlicks into your mug. Mix to a smooth paste with a little water, then pour in 200ml (1/3pt) of hot milk, stir well"
This ensures that I enjoy its unique malty taste every single time.
So I don't understand why Martin Shaw always says that a player has "made a Horlicks out of that".
Does he simply mean "he's bollocksed that up", as making Horlicks isn't very difficult to begin with?
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by die hirsche » Sat Jul 21, 2018 3:20 pm
I've got issues with the way you're getting that lid off.
i would prefer not to.
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by spanishstag » Sat Jul 21, 2018 4:57 pm
Not one of your better posts even by your own imagined sense of importance
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by Foxy » Sat Jul 21, 2018 5:06 pm
Welcome to my ignore list you weapons grade helmet.
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by Mr Grimsdale » Sat Jul 21, 2018 5:24 pm
Foxy wrote:Welcome to my ignore list you weapons grade helmet.
A perfect response.
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by Beano » Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:05 pm
Well googled Foxy
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by spanishstag » Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:09 pm
Well if thats a perfect response dont think ive got to much to worry about ,but dont be to noisy ,he will be asleep by now if he makes his horlicks properly or is as boring as his posts
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by die hirsche » Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:24 pm
stop trying to be bellwhiff you sad sack.
you're not even in the same league.
i would prefer not to.
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by spanishstag » Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:30 pm
Wouldnt try or want to be belly ,but i got so much crap off some on here its just payback ,now if you dont like it tough ,but you will get used to it move on foxy s been happy to criticise me in the past
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by spanishstag » Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:31 pm
Oh and by the way what a post horlicks fgs
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by spanishstag » Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:35 pm
die hirsche wrote:stop trying to be bellwhiff you sad sack.
you're not even in the same league.
Lol if bellys your aspiration you do have a problem suck it up if you cant accept a bit of criticism your on the wrong site
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by die hirsche » Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:41 pm
can you actually read?
is it the sangria?
i would prefer not to.
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by spanishstag » Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:45 pm
die hirsche wrote:can you actually read?
is it the sangria?
I dont drink sangria ,do you drink grolsch ,thats what your user name suggests if you dont like my post feel free to comment ,but i am allowed to respond ,now its not to hard to comprehend is it
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by Rob » Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:46 pm
die hirsche wrote:I've got issues with the way you're getting that lid off.
Righty tighty, lefty loosy.
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by die hirsche » Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:49 pm
spanishstag wrote:die hirsche wrote:can you actually read?
is it the sangria?
I dont drink sangria ,do you drink grolsch ,thats what your user name suggests if you dont like my post feel free to comment ,but i am allowed to respond ,now its not to hard to comprehend is it
Mate you're arguing with yourself. I never said I didnt like your post. In fact, im indifferent to it as it's fuukking boring.
nearly as much as this one is.
i would prefer not to.
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by spanishstag » Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:51 pm
Oh so slating me off and calling me a sad sack is indifference ,who needs enemies with mates like you
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by die hirsche » Sat Jul 21, 2018 6:52 pm
fair point. do you fancy a pint?
i would prefer not to.
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by mansfield_smooth » Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:16 pm
Who the hell uses their block lists on here? Are we right in the head or what!!!!
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by Spiritater » Sat Jul 21, 2018 8:34 pm
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by HitchcocksShins » Sun Jul 22, 2018 1:25 am
Marty Shaw's probably got stags kiosk staff messing up simple tasks in mind. Having said that I know he prefers a good red wine and a burger king whopper over the kiosks
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by stagmanrob » Tue Jul 24, 2018 1:44 am
Doesn't the term "Horlicks" that Martin uses come from one of their advertising campaigns?
The TV adverts basically had people making cock-ups of certain situations, then saying "Horlicks" as a replacement for "ball hocks"
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by Foxy » Tue Jul 24, 2018 8:45 am
I don't remember that Stagmanrob but that makes sense. Cheers
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by Martin Shaw » Tue Jul 24, 2018 8:59 am
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by marker_mtfc95 » Tue Jul 24, 2018 9:24 am
Such a daft thread.
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