Who’s Your Favourite Allen?

[Warsop Stag]

As we’ve all seen, Cheaterfield have taken to non-league like a duck to water and their early chirps on here are great fun to look back upon.

In recent years, they’ve given us so much, from back to back relegations to fraudulent competition winners to signing alleged sex offenders, but as we continue to laugh ourselves silly at them, we must ask ourselves, who is our favourite Allen?

Is it Dave, their very own Keith Haslam, who is slowy but surely choking their club to death?

Or is it Martin, whose comedy press releases, ale house signings and hoof ball tactics have Bobs Bored crying into their mint sauce?

I’m going to say Dave as his (negative) impact will be longer lasting and hopefully put them alongside Curzon Ashton and Bradford Park Avenue next season.

No wrong answers here, folks. Just laugh and enjoy.

[Stags 2002]

Surely it's a triple threat albeit a variation of the spelling Allen.

Dave, Martin and Hardy.

[DoomMerchant]

Karen will always be mine.

[STAGS FOR LIFE]

Foster & Allen

[ST4GS]

Clive Allen of Arsenal circa 1980

[Martin Shaw]

my favourite Allen

[chip63]

I'm sure Blythe Spartan got the revenge in the 80s ?
Dave Allen is my favourite and may your owner go with you.
I can't think of any other Allen for stags ?

[Parkinsons Perm]

my favourite Allen

Mine too Marty, can remember him scoring a brilliant header against Sheff Utd at home, absolutely cracking atmosphere and match even though we lost 4-3 in about 1979?

[bellwhiff]

Karen will always be mine.

Me too. Hubba

[Martin Shaw]

I'm sure Blythe Spartan got the revenge in the 80s ?
Dave Allen is my favourite and may your owner go with you.
I can't think of any other Allen for stags ?

Allen Tankard. Memorable for last minute winner at Macclesfield, and last minute missed header at Leicester which would have earned a replay in the FA Cup.

http://www.stagsnet.net/match/reports01-02/MaccA.html
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[I am Spartacus]

Krista Allen - a very talented actress in the kind of films that you will never watch with your mum, sister or aunt in the room!!!

[steiner]

Allen Key always comes in handy when you have some cheap MFI furniture to erect.

[ironbru]

Ray Allen, now theres a guy who comes out tops when working with dummies.

[Amberheart]

Woody Allen

[Big yella]

Woody Allen

[adamstag]

Lily Allen could sing a bit

[Stags 2002]

Santa Claus himself.....Tim Allen.

[bellwhiff]

Lily Allen could sing a bit

Just no.

She’s a contemptible waster. Useless and untalented.