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by Foxy » Sat Dec 23, 2017 10:16 am
that was amaizeing Spira
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by EdwinstoweStag » Sat Dec 23, 2017 11:45 am
Spiritater wrote:Here's an interesting point for you Edders. The corn in whiffy's No2 he's offering you to feast on is only the cellulose outer husk of the corn that can't be broken down by the body's digestive mechanisim. The actual kernel (the interior part) is made from edible starch which is easily digested by the body, so what you'll see in whiffy's toilet pan are in fact the husks only and of no nutritional value to you. I'd decline his offer and go for a small tin of Green Giant niblets corn instead.
HO, HO, HO.
There’s not ANY part of Whiffy’s anatomy that would be of interest to me, ‘tater!
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by Spiritater » Sat Dec 23, 2017 12:06 pm
EdwinstoweStag wrote:Spiritater wrote:Here's an interesting point for you Edders. The corn in whiffy's No2 he's offering you to feast on is only the cellulose outer husk of the corn that can't be broken down by the body's digestive mechanisim. The actual kernel (the interior part) is made from edible starch which is easily digested by the body, so what you'll see in whiffy's toilet pan are in fact the husks only and of no nutritional value to you. I'd decline his offer and go for a small tin of Green Giant niblets corn instead.
HO, HO, HO.
There’s not ANY part of Whiffy’s anatomy that would be of interest to me, ‘tater!
So will you going for the Green Giant and gobbling that down you instead?
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by chambta » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:30 pm
EdwinstoweStag wrote:Spiritater wrote:Here's an interesting point for you Edders. The corn in whiffy's No2 he's offering you to feast on is only the cellulose outer husk of the corn that can't be broken down by the body's digestive mechanisim. The actual kernel (the interior part) is made from edible starch which is easily digested by the body, so what you'll see in whiffy's toilet pan are in fact the husks only and of no nutritional value to you. I'd decline his offer and go for a small tin of Green Giant niblets corn instead.
HO, HO, HO.
There’s not ANY part of Whiffy’s anatomy that would be of interest to me, ‘tater!
It's a common and deeply insulting stereotype that homosexual mean are wildly promiscuous.
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by Foxy » Sat Dec 23, 2017 1:31 pm
Mods Spira's being a pervert.
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by bellwhiff » Sat Dec 23, 2017 2:58 pm
chambta wrote:EdwinstoweStag wrote:Spiritater wrote:Here's an interesting point for you Edders. The corn in whiffy's No2 he's offering you to feast on is only the cellulose outer husk of the corn that can't be broken down by the body's digestive mechanisim. The actual kernel (the interior part) is made from edible starch which is easily digested by the body, so what you'll see in whiffy's toilet pan are in fact the husks only and of no nutritional value to you. I'd decline his offer and go for a small tin of Green Giant niblets corn instead.
HO, HO, HO.
There’s not ANY part of Whiffy’s anatomy that would be of interest to me, ‘tater!
It's a common and deeply insulting stereotype that homosexual mean are wildly promiscuous.
Are you insulted?
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by edwinscott » Sat Dec 23, 2017 4:58 pm
Chambta will need all of his fingers and toes to count the gap tonight
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by yorkstag » Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:00 pm
BUMP - the sound of the S@@@ coming down to earth
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by bellwhiff » Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:01 pm
Hey Chambta. Still think you’re going to pass us in February ?
5-1. Is that a bubble bursting?
I have now got to pop to A&E. I think I’ve popped a rib laughing at your loserness.
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by Beano » Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:41 pm
The town of Chesterfield has had a bad week.
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by abc » Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:43 pm
Beano wrote:The town of Chesterfield has had a bad week.
I bet they haven't berated their own manager .
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by EdwinstoweStag » Sat Dec 23, 2017 5:45 pm
Spiritater wrote:EdwinstoweStag wrote:Spiritater wrote:Here's an interesting point for you Edders. The corn in whiffy's No2 he's offering you to feast on is only the cellulose outer husk of the corn that can't be broken down by the body's digestive mechanisim. The actual kernel (the interior part) is made from edible starch which is easily digested by the body, so what you'll see in whiffy's toilet pan are in fact the husks only and of no nutritional value to you. I'd decline his offer and go for a small tin of Green Giant niblets corn instead.
HO, HO, HO.
There’s not ANY part of Whiffy’s anatomy that would be of interest to me, ‘tater!
So will you going for the Green Giant and gobbling that down you instead?
Stop your stupid comments please
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by HU7stag » Sat Dec 23, 2017 6:42 pm
Irony alert
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by HU7stag » Sat Dec 23, 2017 6:44 pm
Great result BTW spireites
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by bobbystagsfan » Sat Dec 23, 2017 6:45 pm
How long until they overtake us?
i see the play off push is going well
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by gazza1988 » Sat Dec 23, 2017 6:49 pm
We've got more chance of overtaking Luton in February
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by Rob » Sat Dec 23, 2017 6:57 pm
Had a little cheer as every Stanage goal went in
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by EdwinstoweStag » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:02 pm
HU7stag wrote:Irony alert
Indeed!
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by SINA STAG » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:14 pm
Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the league Not a spirite was stirring, not even a mouse; The conference trap door was starting to creak In hopes that St.Lester soon would be leading their team to dispair
Merry Christmas Spirites the team that keeps on giving
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by Rob » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:21 pm
I wonder how the emergency loan keeper got on
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by bellwhiff » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:28 pm
Rob wrote:I wonder how the emergency loan keeper got on
He’s got a bad back
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by Dave Wayne » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:33 pm
chambta wrote:Dave Wayne wrote:Well what can I say ?
chambta asked for 'facts not supposition' with regards to how the gap between us has changed over the last 10 games. After a little bit of research I worked out that the gap had decreased by a massive 2 points (meaning it would take them another 60 games to catch us at that rate) yet 24 hours later he hasn't even acknowledged the response.
I guess the truth hurts !!
So you've confirmed that I was right and the gap has reduced. I guess thanks are in order, Dave, for your dilligent work.
Not expecting you to post for a while, but I am sure you will be reading this, so I think it is worth pointing out that I have continued my dilligent work and the gap is now 16 points, which is the most it has been all season.
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by chambta » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:43 pm
Dave Wayne wrote:chambta wrote:Dave Wayne wrote:Well what can I say ?
chambta asked for 'facts not supposition' with regards to how the gap between us has changed over the last 10 games. After a little bit of research I worked out that the gap had decreased by a massive 2 points (meaning it would take them another 60 games to catch us at that rate) yet 24 hours later he hasn't even acknowledged the response.
I guess the truth hurts !!
So you've confirmed that I was right and the gap has reduced. I guess thanks are in order, Dave, for your dilligent work.
Not expecting you to post for a while, but I am sure you will be reading this, so I think it is worth pointing out that I have continued my dilligent work and the gap is now 16 points, which is the most it has been all season.
Keep up the good work Dave. I've got a feeling you're one of the reliable ones.
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by adamstag » Sat Dec 23, 2017 7:46 pm
As was always going to be the case, they got a few lucky results and now reverted to being raspberries. New manager syndrome works only for so long.
Still, having saw chesterfield Morecambe and Yeovil, it's clear the level down there is abysmal.
Had we ourselves played the football we know we can we'd have put 4 on any of the above easy. Having the ability to and doing so are obviously 2 very different things.
If I were betting on a side to go down right now, is lump it on Barnet In a heartbeat
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by stagmanrob » Sat Dec 23, 2017 8:23 pm
chambta wrote:12 points and shrinking fast.
Shrinking fast he says....
Overtake you by February he says....
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