|PLAYER PROFILE - CRAIG PLOUGHMAN|
- Craig Lambu Ploughman
- 23/4/1981 (St George’s day. 110%
of birth - Kings - Mill
normally played - Left wing, right wing when lucky.
many years have you supported The Stags - 20 years.
did you make your FTYBR FC debut - Grimsby away in 2005 (unused
sub), came on as sub the following game at home against Macclesfield.
if anything, can you remember about it - The pitch was like a bog.
is the most memorable FTYBR FC performance you have played in - Has
to be the first game against the Stags Legends, we got hammered 9-3 but
I will never forget being on the same pitch as Greenacre, McCaffery and
is the best goal you have seen scored by FTYBR FC - Martin Clark
scored a couple of crackers away at Forest a few years ago, but they
were both in his own net. I
would say Gary Bird probably wins it after smashing one in from near the
half way line at Bristol Rovers.
many goals have you scored and if any what was the best -Two. The best is easy, back to the legends game.
Who cares that we got hammered 9-3, I got one of our three.
Dave Baxter played me in with a brilliant through ball, I ghosted
past Simon Coleman as though he was not even there and cleverly lifted
the ball over Ian Bowling with my knee (tricky skill is that).
do you think is the all time best player to have ever played for FTYBR
- Andy ‘Chicken
of all the away games, which one did you enjoy the most - Any where
James Brown read us a pre match story from his collection of the finest
what about the worst - Easy, QPR on route to watch the Stags v
Barnet. QPR 10-v-0 ten men
FTYBR. Got up at stupid
o’clock in the morning to get stuck in traffic and then play 90
minutes with a dodgy foot (same as any game really) in a mud bath and
get thumped by the cocky cockneys.
is the most unusual player you have played with and why -
Keith Gilbert, I would love to know what it is like to live on
about the worst dresser in the team - Martin Clark-King Chav
do you think eats the most - James Wheatman or Ricky Okon
what about drinks the most - James Brown can drink Strongbow like it
is going out of fashion.
you won some major money on the lottery what would you buy FTYBR FC
- A smart coach and something nice for us to travel in too (joke) oh and
a tracksuit for Wayne Sharpe with his name on the back in bright gold
for slightly the sillier side of things…….
film and why - The Great Escape, because it’s The Great Escape.
was the last DVD you purchased - Jenna Jameson does………ahem I
mean The Italian Job (original).
time you went to the pictures and what did you go to see - Don’t
Mess With The Zohan
kind of music - Rock/Indie
CD you purchased - Stereophonics ‘Pull The Pin’
girl you have ever dated and why - Her name was Donna, her dad owned
a chippy and I used to get free kebabs.
her Mother even uglier - Oh yes, her name was Sish
flavour of crisps - Cheese and Onion
food/drink - Indian/Jack Daniels & Coke
you were taken away by aliens, what part of your body would you least
like probed - Any of it. Well
they would have to buy me at least one drink first.
no one would ever know, bar yourself, what woman would you most like to
take to bed - Dawn French, have you not seen her jubblies.
is the worst ever item of clothing you have purchased - A hideous
bright yellow Ben Sherman shirt, though at the time I thought it was
then, what player in the world, past or present would you most compare
yourself to - Goma Lambu
you could sign a premiership player to play along side you who would you
sign - Liam Lawrence, that way I could get ‘that’ lasses phone
number off him.
us at least one funny story about yourself - I am related to Martin
Clark and that makes me laugh every time I think about it.
ever game you have seen - Chesterfield 1 v 2 Mansfield (the perfect
player - Phil Stant
ground visited - St James Park
- Newcastle U
- Newcastle U
the worst - Saltergate
do you think Stags can achieve in five years - The purchase of a
fully working fax machine and then back to being a successful league
is your favourite ever Stags shirt - The 94/95 play off season kit.
Amber and blue stripes. Very
ever manager and why - Billy Dearden because his side at the start
of the last promotion season produced the best football I have seen in
20 years of supporting the Stags.
difficult one for you…. Name your best ever Stags side - (1) Ward
(2) Hassell (3) Barraclough (4) Holland (5) Foster (6) Fee (7) Lawrence
(8) Disley (9) Stant (10) Greenacre (11)
about worst - (1) Trinder (2) Cowling (3) Prinderville
(4) Sherlock (5) Lever (6) Moore (7) Slawson (8)Fraser McClachlan
(9) Joe O’Neil (10) Sale (11) Glyn Hurst
(Please Note that all the photo's shown are thanks to Danny Westwell)
Completed in October 2008